The Goblin Crew Behind This Chaos
SECRET ITEMS is a passion project born from late-night games, painted minis, and lifelong friendships. We're a family and friends team turning our love for tabletop worlds into unique 3D printed creations.
From our workshop to your gaming table, every piece is made with heart and a hint of magic.
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Eldrogg, The Lorekeeper
No one hired him. He just showed up one day with a hat and a magic wand.
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Thazmott, The Sculptor
Shapes nightmares into tabletop legends. Requires regular feeding and a Spotify account.
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Blubz, The Layerlord
Speaks to machines in goblin tongues. Resin runs in his cursed veins.
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Gobshella, The Many Replies
Diplomancer of the customer frontlines. Sweet words, sharp claws—mind your tone.
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Sir Hops-a-Lot (Squad Pet)
Speaks only in riddles. Or croaks. Small, slimy, and suspiciously wise.
The Secret Workshop
Where Magic Happens
What started as a wild dream is now a buzzing goblin lair of creativity. Every print, sculpt, and idea keeps the magic rolling.
High Standards, Tiny Scale
We choose materials that enhance precision, durability, and finish—because your tabletop deserves the best.
Global Delivery with Legendary Care
Every miniature is wrapped, sealed, and secured to survive the journey across realms. Trust goblin-grade protection with every order!